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He Knows

Ho ho ho! It's not even close to Christmas, but we just want to remind you that Santa is a real human being who is still forced to exist all year long! Ho ho ho!

Wedding Night Tips

Well, it's the night after your big day, and we all now what that means, right? Of course we do. We all definitely, completely do. I mean, I know. For sure. Do you? Boy, I just feel sorry for anyone who doesn't know. Gosh that must be embarrassing.

Gift Registry

Don't you just hate when you're the last one to look at the gift registry for a wedding and all the good gifts are already taken?

Five Things to Remember on Your Wedding Day

It's your big day! Things can get pretty hectic, and it's easy to overlook even the most important details, so we've compiled a handy list to help make your day as special as you deserve.

The Dark Ritual

Finding someone in this world can be hard, especially when you have such high standards.

The Highest Standard of Care

We've all had to go to the hospital at one point or another, but I for one sleep better at night knowing there are some true professionals on the job when I need them.

Tips for Getting Out of Meetings

So your co-worker Dan scheduled another two hour meeting for this afternoon? That fucker. That's your special time. Don't worry though, we've got your back with these handy tips for getting out of any meeting.

How am I Driving?

We've all been there. Driving behind someone who clearly shouldn't be trusted with the responsibility. What's more rare is getting the opportunity to truly understand this other driver.

Another Letter to Editor by Vladimir Putin

Dear Comrades, I am Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin, greatest all-powerful democratic ruler of greatest Mother Russia.Western news media has made much story of recent Putin absence from public appearance for ten days. Putin now explain this.

Daggering

In an effort to continue staying "hip" and "with it" we have stumbled upon one of the latest trends taking place in da club. Needless to say, we have canceled all such efforts for the future.

Actual World Cup Match or Random Collection of Letters and Colors?

Continuing the grand tradition started by our 2014 Winter Olympics game: Sochi or Fallout?, we bring you our newest game based on the World Cup. Use your deductive skills to decide whether each matchup is between two actual countries or just some bullshit we made up.

Reflections

Everyone needs to take a step back once in a while and take an honest look at themselves. Well, not like, too honest. That'd just be weird.

5 Factors Contributing to Climate Change That We Can Stop Right Now

Climate change is real. Science has proven it. And we know exactly how to make a huge difference, right now. We need to kill your mother and launch her into the sun.

Daddy Doin's

We all came from somewhere, and I think it's time for an open and honest discussion on the topic.

The Creative Process, Part 2

Some may think that coming up with the idea is the hard part, and it's all just gravy from there. Some would be dumb fucking idiots who don't realize what a gold mine they're sitting on.

Jack 'n Stormy Episode 2: Birds

Our heroes meet up to discuss the most pressing matters and their future plans for glory. And... other things.

MB(ecket)TA

Record snow has fallen in Boston, and many sites have popped up to make light of the situation. Fuck you guys, that's our thing. So we decided to fix the popular MB(ecket)TA tumblr the only way we know how.

Solitude

Sometimes, when I'm out on the trail, I reflect on how nice it is to be "off the grid."

Pope's Memoirs: Deflationary Measures

For me, it was never about glory. I didn't do what I did for myself; I did it because it had to be done. What I am about to reveal may come as a shock, but it is a secret I can no longer bear the weight of it on my own.

The Creative Process

We get asked where our ideas come from all the time by, like no one ever. But you're going to find out anyway, so suck it up and get your doodlin' pad ready, because, man have we cooked up a good one to share.