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Jack 'n Stormy Episode 1: Tummy Rumblez

In life, there are many mysteries that we will simply never know the truth behind. As Jack is about to discover, his life is no exception.

#SNOWPOCALYPSE2015 Liveblog

The end is upon is, and WNV will keep you updated until the bitter end. Or until we get too drunk to remember our login passwords. Either way, things are about to get messy in real-time.

Chinese Food

From time to time, it's important to consider what's truly important to us, because at any moment, a horrifying truth could be revealed onto the masses and change our very perception of life. Or, you know, keep it basically the same.

Boston's 2024 Olympic Events

The US Olympic Committee has officially named Boston as its host city for the 2024 Summer Olympics bid, and we have worked tirelessly since then to help by compiling a list of events that can be adapted to more closely resemble everyday life in Boston.

Seminar

It's okay to need help sometimes. None of us can be perfect, especially in keeping up with today's fast-paced colloquialism game.

Pedestrians

Listen, we all have to share the same sidewalk, so maybe it's time you monsters learned a thing or two about why you're all literally the worst people to have ever existed.

Duck Residency

After seven seasons and declining ratings, the Robertson family has become somewhat desperate for fresh ideas to reinvigorate the Dynasty.

New Years Resolutions That We Already Fucked Up

It's that time again, a brand new year. With 2014 finally dead and gone, it's time to look forward to the promise of a new and better year, and a new and better website. Or at least, it would be, if we hadn't already fucked up every last one of our resolutions.

Kinda Like Rigor Mortis, I Guess

Coming to terms with one's own mortality is often a defining realization for many people. We're way past that though. We've got bigger, longer plans.

WNV Cares: Alky the Snowman

Alky the Snowman was a jolly happy soul,
With a handle of Jack and a thirty rack
And severe liver damage.

Let Your Career Choices You Dismay

Every now and then, you run into a group of people so clearly digging themselves just deeper and deeper into a hole that you can't help but let them know. Or maybe that's just us. We are kind of dicks after all.

A Holiday Message

It's the most wonderful season of all, and WNV is delivering a special message written just for you via everyone's favorite spreader of holiday cheer.

10 Reasons to Watch Team USA in The World Cup

Every four years, nations big and small, rich and poor, terrorist-y and non-terrorist-y set aside their real-world differences to instead battle for glory on the pitch. Even the US, despite never having won one, still vies for the coveted cup, and needs our support to help make it happen.

WNV Breaking News Alert

From WNV World News Headquarters in Boston, this is a WNV Breaking News Alert. Stay tuned for minute-by-minute updates from the WNV news team on this urgent situation that will undoubtedly affect millions.

WNV Hands On: iOS 8 and OS X Yosemite Betas

It's been more than a full week since Apple announced the newest versions of its phone and tablet OS, iOS 8, and its desktop and laptop OS, OS X 10.10 Yosemite. We've been using the first available betas non-stop since then, and we're here to show you some of the new features that were overlooked in the keynote demos.

Where's Waldo?

We took some time off recently in order to find ourselves. But instead of ourselves, what we ended up finding was a newfound love of Waldo, who, interestingly enough, also needed to be found. Today, we offer up one of our many, many solutions.

Freedom Aren't Free

A comic in which we ponder the NSA's protocol for profiling those that they deem necessary of targeted surveillance, and hope desperately not to end up on any special lists. Ah, who are we kidding. This whole site is just begging to be entered into evidence someday.

Spring?

Ah, April, the most emotionally abusive month. Giving us some-- wait. Didn't we do this already? I feel some distant memory of a hope long ago that winter had finally ended. How long have we been stuck here? I don't think I want summer, it will just be too warm. Yes, everything is perfect and frozen now forever...

Net Neutrality

H...hello? Is anybody out there? There's no way to know if you're receiving this, but I've got to try god dammit. The new Net Neutrality laws have already taken effect, and we're trapped in here, trapped with no bandwidth, a fate worse than the fires of hell itself.

The Nintendo Conspiracy

This game, much as Doom taught my generation to become blood-thirsty, merciless killers, is instilling the idea that drugs such as mushrooms help you get through life, thanks to the pusher known only as "Toad".