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Wedding Night Tips

Well, it's the night after your big day, and we all now what that means, right? Of course we do. We all definitely, completely do. I mean, I know. For sure. Do you? Boy, I just feel sorry for anyone who doesn't know. Gosh that must be embarrassing.

Five Things to Remember on Your Wedding Day

It's your big day! Things can get pretty hectic, and it's easy to overlook even the most important details, so we've compiled a handy list to help make your day as special as you deserve.

Another Letter to Editor by Vladimir Putin

Dear Comrades, I am Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin, greatest all-powerful democratic ruler of greatest Mother Russia.Western news media has made much story of recent Putin absence from public appearance for ten days. Putin now explain this.

5 Factors Contributing to Climate Change That We Can Stop Right Now

Climate change is real. Science has proven it. And we know exactly how to make a huge difference, right now. We need to kill your mother and launch her into the sun.

MB(ecket)TA

Record snow has fallen in Boston, and many sites have popped up to make light of the situation. Fuck you guys, that's our thing. So we decided to fix the popular MB(ecket)TA tumblr the only way we know how.

Pope's Memoirs: Deflationary Measures

For me, it was never about glory. I didn't do what I did for myself; I did it because it had to be done. What I am about to reveal may come as a shock, but it is a secret I can no longer bear the weight of it on my own.

Boston's 2024 Olympic Events

The US Olympic Committee has officially named Boston as its host city for the 2024 Summer Olympics bid, and we have worked tirelessly since then to help by compiling a list of events that can be adapted to more closely resemble everyday life in Boston.

New Years Resolutions That We Already Fucked Up

It's that time again, a brand new year. With 2014 finally dead and gone, it's time to look forward to the promise of a new and better year, and a new and better website. Or at least, it would be, if we hadn't already fucked up every last one of our resolutions.

10 Reasons to Watch Team USA in The World Cup

Every four years, nations big and small, rich and poor, terrorist-y and non-terrorist-y set aside their real-world differences to instead battle for glory on the pitch. Even the US, despite never having won one, still vies for the coveted cup, and needs our support to help make it happen.

WNV Hands On: iOS 8 and OS X Yosemite Betas

It's been more than a full week since Apple announced the newest versions of its phone and tablet OS, iOS 8, and its desktop and laptop OS, OS X 10.10 Yosemite. We've been using the first available betas non-stop since then, and we're here to show you some of the new features that were overlooked in the keynote demos.

Net Neutrality

H...hello? Is anybody out there? There's no way to know if you're receiving this, but I've got to try god dammit. The new Net Neutrality laws have already taken effect, and we're trapped in here, trapped with no bandwidth, a fate worse than the fires of hell itself.

The Nintendo Conspiracy

This game, much as Doom taught my generation to become blood-thirsty, merciless killers, is instilling the idea that drugs such as mushrooms help you get through life, thanks to the pusher known only as "Toad".

Baby Testing

It is time for science to abandon our subpar standard of clinical testing on animals and enter the golden era of testing exclusively on human babies. WNV's own Admiral Rau provides an insightful and compelling argument backed with pure scientific fact, or something.

2014 Winter Olympics Update

The 2014 Winter Olympics are well underway, with the event everyone's been waiting for finally getting started: Unprovoked Invasion, and Russia is off to a commanding lead.

Eight Things We Were Doing Instead of Updating

It's been a while since our last post, so we thought we owed you all a bit of an explanation. Things around here have been very busy lately, and we haven't been keeping up with our previously rigorous post regimen. Here's a list of the ten most important things that have been keeping us from you all this time.

Letter to Editor by Vladimir Putin

Dear Comrades, I am Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin, greatest all-powerful democratic ruler of greatest Mother Russia. It has come to Putin's attention that Homeland has drawn criticism from West. Putin must set record straight.

WNV Cares: Helping Lost Googlers

Every year, like twenty-ish people fall victim to Google's indifference, and instead of finding the answers they need, find themselves here on WNV, face-to-face with a poop joke. Today, we try to help those poor lost souls.

Drowning: A Tale of Survival

In our continuing series on modes of death, our effort to keep you safe and healthy, we bring you an in-depth look at Drowning, the silent killer. Well, silent except for all the screaming and splashing, I guess. If you could keep it down out there, we're trying to write here.

Pope's Guide to Celebrating The Holidays

Here we are in another new year after another wildly successful holiday season. Joy and happiness were spread to all mankind, family and friends shared the warmth of the season, and Pope got sick, so now he's pissed off at the world. Join us as we help you create your own successful holiday season in five easy steps.

2014: A Building Year.

We're back from our holiday hiatus, and we're ready to make 2014 every bit as uncomfortable as we made that last section of 2013!