2014: A Building Year.

Happy New Year everybody!

I realize that it's been a while since the last post, but sometimes life is like that, especially around the holiday season. With the dawning of the new year however, we've returned to the internet, and I for one would love to discuss the next 365 days a bit. We at WNV have big plans, and even bigger dreams for 2014.

Resolutions for 2014

-68% change in the number of cease and desist orders for "sexual misconduct" as defined by the Commonwealth of Massachusetts.

-To stop twerking ironically, and begin twerking from the heart.

-Try not to use the word "blasting" as a suffix (i.e. fingerblasting, assblasting, etc.) in professional settings or in front of children quite so much.

-Become a racist.

-Meet and befriend a person who is different from me on the outside, and in so doing learn that we're all the same on the inside.

-Paradoxically, cling to my racist beliefs and start referring to my new friend as "one of the good ones."

-Lose friend, give up on overt racism, start saying things like "I'm not racist, but..."

-Get back into ninja turtles. 2014 feels like big a ninja turtles year to me for some reason.

Actual Ideas For 2014 Content

-Rip off Deep Thoughts with Jack Handy

-"King of Fuck Mountain"

-Try to make at least 2 posts a week, and adhere to our original 3 post method if we ever clear 2000 hits in a week. (As it is right now, I'm not convinced we aren't still the only ones reading this shit.)

-Replace Pope with an animatronic raccoon who plays the banjo

-Sodomize Rau [carried over from last year's agenda]

Sorry, that went a little off the rails again.

-Warranty Now Vines

-More comics

-Documentaries about Boston

-something, something penises are God's leftovers.

-Get banjo-playin' animatronic raccoon Pope to fix the formatting on this post because I can't understand the stupid made up bullshit syntax system he's using.

Goals for 2014


Have a great year everybody, we look forward to making you feel kinda dirty for no readily discernible reason in the coming months.

Show your friends how cool you are

comments powered by Disqus