11 POSTS TAGGED WITH "bears"

Another Letter to Editor by Vladimir Putin

Dear Comrades, I am Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin, greatest all-powerful democratic ruler of greatest Mother Russia.Western news media has made much story of recent Putin absence from public appearance for ten days. Putin now explain this.

#BearFacts: STEEM Edition

STEEM Caffeinated Peanut butter is designed to provide a consistent release of sustained energy to help humans Get Going. But as the label says, it’s not safe for animals, and bears are no exception. Although it would be more accurate to say that Bears with STEEM are not safe for all life on Earth.

2014 Winter Olympics Update

The 2014 Winter Olympics are well underway, with the event everyone's been waiting for finally getting started: Unprovoked Invasion, and Russia is off to a commanding lead.

Eight Things We Were Doing Instead of Updating

It's been a while since our last post, so we thought we owed you all a bit of an explanation. Things around here have been very busy lately, and we haven't been keeping up with our previously rigorous post regimen. Here's a list of the ten most important things that have been keeping us from you all this time.

Letter to Editor by Vladimir Putin

Dear Comrades, I am Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin, greatest all-powerful democratic ruler of greatest Mother Russia. It has come to Putin's attention that Homeland has drawn criticism from West. Putin must set record straight.

Camping

We here at Warranty Now Void have been known to occasionally come up with ideas. Sometimes we describe these ideas as "good" or "great" or even "not likely to result in our horrific deaths." Oftentimes, we are wrong.

#BearFacts: Volume 2

Bears are quickly becoming one of the most important driving forces of the US economy thanks to the proliferation of totally accurate information by WNV's #BearFacts initiative. Not reading more #BearFacts makes you a terrorist.

Drowning: A Tale of Survival

In our continuing series on modes of death, our effort to keep you safe and healthy, we bring you an in-depth look at Drowning, the silent killer. Well, silent except for all the screaming and splashing, I guess. If you could keep it down out there, we're trying to write here.

Pope's Memoirs: Red Sox

Some will call me monster for what I've done. Some will call me hero. But none of that matters to me. Not anymore. What's important is that we won. There were certain measures that had to be taken in order for that to happen, and those choices are now mine to live with.

#BearFacts: Halloween Edition

After the wild success of the US Fish & Wildlife Service’s BearFacts initiative, millions were left demanding more, and Uncle Sam once again came to WNV to inform the public, and we delivered in our typical highly effective and well-researched fashion.

#BearFacts: Volume 1

Did you know that bears are the only reptiles that can use swords? Neither did we, until we read this helpful infographic that was definitely produced by the US Fish & Wildlife Service, the first part in a continuing series where we take a look at one of nature's most mysterious forces: the majestic bear.