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PBS Kids

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Now that Disney has purchased the US government and PBS is all part of Marvel canon, they've been auditioning their attempts at the next Thanos-level villain with mixed success.

Burl Ives has cuckolded me this Christmas, and I fear that he may yet cuckold you as well. The Scoundrel, Burl Ives, shows no respect to the sanctity of marriage, nor to the spirit of this, the holiday season.

Purpose

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Many of us spend much of our lives searching for our ultimate purpose, our reason for being, that one big thing that it was all about. Some of us are unlucky enough to find it.

He Knows.

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Ho ho ho! It's not even close to Christmas, but we just want to remind you that Santa is a real human being who is still forced to exist all year long! Ho ho ho!