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Purpose

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Many of us spend much of our lives searching for our ultimate purpose, our reason for being, that one big thing that it was all about. Some of us are unlucky enough to find it.

The Buttfer

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Fatherhood is a unique life experience in which you attempt to pass along all the hard-earned knowledge of your life to your children, but also like, really fuck with them at the same time.

Odin

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I ride a flying, eight-legged steed named Sleipnir across the sky and into the underworld. Yet there is one feat of greatness I am unable to attain.

Canine Society

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In an effort to better understand the socialization habits of dogs we carefully studied their behaviors together for many long hours, finally coming to one conclusion: dogs are fuckin nasty, dang.

Orb

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Coil, smoke, and crackle, flame
Upon The Weave, I etch my name.
My will, inflicted, shall come to pass!
Imbue this orb with a big ol' ass

Officer Boot

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Protecting and Serving can be hard work, but with the careful application of justice where it's needed, there can be-- oh god oh no oh fuck

Vertical Integration

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Everyone has their embarrassing hobbies. For some of us, that's making a website full of dumb jokes; for others, it's a love of big tech. And for a certain guy named Ted, well...

Innovation™ by Apple

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Apple has yet again wowed us with their newest marvels, bringing a certain kind of wonder to our lives that no other ultramassive technology company has the courage to do, whether we asked for it or not.

The Hunt

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The fearsome hunter uses every tool in his arsenal to track his quarry. Nothing can elude his highly trained senses, so long as daddy lets him outside for potty.

Scrooge

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Marley was dead, to begin with, which makes my erotically charged fan fiction potentially problematic.