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It's finally Halloween again, and time to debut the new WNV Labs Neural Net which uses thousands of detailed data points to tell you which classic spooky character most accurately represents you!

So You Want to Be a Juggalo

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You wake up with a jolt, more excited than you can ever remember being. You’ve finally made up your mind, and today is the day. The day you’ll finally do everything right and achieve your dreams. Today is the day you become a Juggalo.

Welcome Back WNV

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That's right, we're back and ready to fill your various feeds of choice with our own special brand of nonsensical horseshit. After a very brief hiatus - approximately half a decade - we've decided that now was the time we'd been waiting for to return to the world.

Tips for Getting Out of Meetings

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So your co-worker Dan scheduled another two hour meeting for this afternoon? That fucker. That's your special time. Don't worry though, we've got your back with these handy tips for getting out of any meeting.

Continuing the grand tradition started by our 2014 Winter Olympics game: Sochi or Fallout?, we bring you our newest game based on the World Cup. Use your deductive skills to decide whether each matchup is between two actual countries or just some bullshit we made up.

#SNOWPOCALYPSE2015 Liveblog

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The end is upon is, and WNV will keep you updated until the bitter end. Or until we get too drunk to remember our login passwords. Either way, things are about to get messy in real-time.

WNV Breaking News Alert

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From WNV World News Headquarters in Boston, this is a WNV Breaking News Alert. Stay tuned for minute-by-minute updates from the WNV news team on this urgent situation that will undoubtedly affect millions.

Valve Corporation today announced that it has reached a definitive agreement to acquire Warranty Now Void for a total of approximately 1.4 billion. This includes 900 million in GabenBucks and 503.1 Dinosaur-Shaped chicken nuggets.

Sochi or Fallout?

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To celebrate the 2014 Winter Olympics, we've started playing a fun new game called "Sochi, or Fallout Wasteland?" The rules are simple, for each scenario, contestants determine if it happened in the post-apocalyptic video game series Fallout, or if it is currently happening in the very real city of Sochi, Russia.

PoopGuy Plugins

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Have you ever been on a website and thought, "boy this site would be better if I could take a giant steaming dump right on top of it"? Well, friend, worry no more. Warranty Now Void's Board Of Novel Experimentation & Research Studies has developed just the solution you need.