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WNV Reviews Your 2020

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It's the end of a tough year, and we've all had enough of its bullshit. That's why we're going to give you some instead! Our patented AI will check through your 2020 activity and brutally dunk on you for what you've done.

2020 Performance Evaluation

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Another year almost over, and we need some help finishing up this self-evaluation thing. Can you give us a hand here?

Stinktober 2020

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A more normal website might bring you a roundup of their fun Inktober posts. This is not that kind of website. Enjoy our month-long devolution into madness, lovingly named Stinktober 2020.

Aw, geez we really goofed up this one. The whole dang site’s broke! Look at this mess. Are you busy? Can you help us out here for a minute?

Welcome to part three, the exciting conclusion of our series in which we delve deeply into our own idiot brains in ways we never thought, or wanted to.

We told you it wasn't over, we told you there would be more. But did you listen? No. And now it's too late: Volume 2 of Dunwich Dopes has arrived.

Y'all ever create an artificial brain based on a guy who hated your home town so much he invented the genre of cosmic horror and then let it boss you around for a month? No? Haha, uh, yeah, neither have we.

Get To The Big Game

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It's finally here! The Big Game, the proudest American tradition, is back again for the 54th time this Sunday. Sure, you could watch on TV, but who wants to waste time on that bullshit? You've gotta get to the game, at any cost!

It's finally Halloween again, and time to debut the new WNV Labs Neural Net which uses thousands of detailed data points to tell you which classic spooky character most accurately represents you!

So You Want to Be a Juggalo

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You wake up with a jolt, more excited than you can ever remember being. You’ve finally made up your mind, and today is the day. The day you’ll finally do everything right and achieve your dreams. Today is the day you become a Juggalo.