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Many people see the Presidential Turkey Pardon as harmless fun, but it's time for these hateful beasts to be held accountable for their many crimes.

WNV has decided to pivot from jokes to serious, in-depth analysis. From now on, all our posts will be detailed explainers on topics that we know our big-brained readers will appreciate as purely intellectual exercises, starting with today's totally hypothetical...oh. Oh geez.

This year, we've had to skip a lot of the usual traditions, so to help out our readers, we've done all the trick or treating we could handle and documented it here, so you can stay safely at home. Just as good as the real thing!

Fantasy Football 2020 Draft Guide

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The Fantasy Football Draft Season is upon us once again, and— oh no! You don't know a single thing about the NFL! Worry not, friend; WNV has your back once again with our 2020 Draft Pick Guide.

Interview With G. Randy Wins

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In an interview on Wednesday with Extended Warranty co-host Pope, the up-and-coming online provocateur Gerard Randolf Winston took questions about his growing popularity and about what drives his fairly unique brand of politics.

Just because the mainstream media is speaking with one voice doesn't mean they can drown out ours. That's right, WNV is taking our boldest stance yet: we should not destroy the Earth.

Our Favorite Quarantine Recipes

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It's a weird time out there! Unlike us, some of you may not have had years of experience living in near-total isolation from the rest of society as a whole, so we've compiled a list of some of our favorite recipes for all kitchen skill levels.

It's been three years since Eric was poking around down there when he discovered the incomprehensibly deep and gaping void, but it still feels like just yesterday.

Antisocial Media

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I don’t fuckin understand social media anymore. I did, once, many years ago. But whatever this new thing is has fundamentally broken my brain.

Post-Climate-Apocalypse Drinking Game

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Well, it's all over. Everything they warned us about ended up happening. The planet is now a dessicated husk, society has collapsed into a wasteland roamed by survivors who will do anything to cling to life. Might as well have some fun!