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Fuck the Supreme Court

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That's it. There's no joke. If you can, you should donate to people helping deal with this catastrophe.

Pope's Memoirs: Wally

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I first met Wally in the summer of 2008. It was the beginning of a friendship that would change both our lives forever.

Teen Slang Parents Need to Worry About

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Teens using cool teen slang to hide the cool shit they're doing from their parents, a tale as old as time. We break it down for you so you can invade their privacy more effectively.

We've come up with the ultimate, indisputable list of all-time best baby names using the only scientific method anyone cares about in 2022: dumping a bunch of garbage into a machine learning model and seeing what happens.

Ever since I was a young man, I've enjoyed the sweeter things in life. Until now. Joe Biden and the Woke Mob don't want you to be horny for snacks anymore. They want you to be flaccid, hungry, and compliant.

Rules for 2022

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To guarantee that this year doesn't turn out like any of its wayward ancestors, we've convened a panel of experts to carefully craft a series of directives and a panel of executioners to enforce them. We're not taking any chances on 2022. You're welcome.

How to Make Friends as an Adult Lady

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We know making friends can be really hard for grownups and, as Adult Ladies, we're here to give you a hand. Our easy, two-semester course will have you drowning in besties in no time.

Tax season is a little late this year, but that means we're right on time with patented tips to help make it as painless as possible.

The world came together in solidarity with The Big Boat What Got Its Ass Stuck And Everyone Seen It and frankly, we miss it. But don't worry, we have a plan.

How to Grow a Meal from Scratch

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Now that the end of quaran-time is in sight, you might not need this anymore. But! In typical WNV style, we're here when you least need us with a guide on how to - can you believe it? - grow your own meal!