I would like to preface this by apologizing to 4chan, reddit, and the rest of the internet at large for taking a critical look at cats. I know it's against the oath I took when joining the internets to never question and to solemnly defend the honor of all cats, but sometimes the establishment actually doesn't know what's best.
The world came together in solidarity with The Big Boat What Got Its Ass Stuck And Everyone Seen It and frankly, we miss it. But don't worry, we have a plan.
Now that the end of quaran-time is in sight, you might not need this anymore. But! In typical WNV style, we're here when you least need us with a guide on how to - can you believe it? - grow your own meal!
Ah, reality, the place we all know and love and agree is totally a real thing that exists and everything. ...or so we THINK!
Inspired by all the recent discussion about GameStop and hedge funds? We know the feeling, it's time to start investing. Warranty Know Void is here to teach you literally everything you need to know!
How's everybody's 2021 going so far? Mine's been pretty cool; I got a new kitchen organizer. Next day delivery! On Wednesday, January 6th, 2021! As radicalized Trump supporters invaded the US Capitol building! I don't feel great about it!
Earlier this week, WNV received an unsolicited press release, and because we didn't come up with anything to post, we have decided to do the responsible thing and print it here in its entirety without review.
We've been playing video games for decades, and we've got absolutely nothing to show for it. Also, we're not gonna stop.
Many people see the Presidential Turkey Pardon as harmless fun, but it's time for these hateful beasts to be held accountable for their many crimes.
WNV has decided to pivot from jokes to serious, in-depth analysis. From now on, all our posts will be detailed explainers on topics that we know our big-brained readers will appreciate as purely intellectual exercises, starting with today's totally hypothetical...oh. Oh geez.
This year, we've had to skip a lot of the usual traditions, so to help out our readers, we've done all the trick or treating we could handle and documented it here, so you can stay safely at home. Just as good as the real thing!