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Dear Comrades, I am Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin, greatest all-powerful democratic ruler of greatest Mother Russia.Western news media has made much story of recent Putin absence from public appearance for ten days. Putin now explain this.
Climate change is real. Science has proven it. And we know exactly how to make a huge difference, right now. We need to kill your mother and launch her into the sun.
Record snow has fallen in Boston, and many sites have popped up to make light of the situation. Fuck you guys, that's our thing. So we decided to fix the popular MB(ecket)TA tumblr the only way we know how.
The US Olympic Committee has officially named Boston as its host city for the 2024 Summer Olympics bid, and we have worked tirelessly since then to help by compiling a list of events that can be adapted to more closely resemble everyday life in Boston.
It's that time again, a brand new year. With 2014 finally dead and gone, it's time to look forward to the promise of a new and better year, and a new and better website. Or at least, it would be, if we hadn't already fucked up every last one of our resolutions.
Every four years, nations big and small, rich and poor, terrorist-y and non-terrorist-y set aside their real-world differences to instead battle for glory on the pitch. Even the US, despite never having won one, still vies for the coveted cup, and needs our support to help make it happen.
It's been more than a full week since Apple announced the newest versions of its phone and tablet OS, iOS 8, and its desktop and laptop OS, OS X 10.10 Yosemite. We've been using the first available betas non-stop since then, and we're here to show you some of the new features that were overlooked in the keynote demos.
H...hello? Is anybody out there? There's no way to know if you're receiving this, but I've got to try god dammit. The new Net Neutrality laws have already taken effect, and we're trapped in here, trapped with no bandwidth, a fate worse than the fires of hell itself.
This game, much as Doom taught my generation to become blood-thirsty, merciless killers, is instilling the idea that drugs such as mushrooms help you get through life, thanks to the pusher known only as "Toad".
It is time for science to abandon our subpar standard of clinical testing on animals and enter the golden era of testing exclusively on human babies. WNV's own Admiral Rowe provides an insightful and compelling argument backed with pure scientific fact, or something.