Warranty Now Videogames III: The Horror
We spent a lot of time getting the tar kicked out of us on Blizzard World this time. It's hard work providing the wins for all the rest of you playing this game, but someone has to do it.
Sandstorm (4 Kidz)
For our first foray into dropping absolutely fire tracks that tear up the music scene, I used my son's toys to record this. It turns out that Darude only needed like 4 notes to change the world; who knew?
Burl Ives has cuckolded me this Christmas, and I fear that he may yet cuckold you as well. The Scoundrel, Burl Ives, shows no respect to the sanctity of marriage, nor to the spirit of this, the holiday season.
We went back to the Left 4 Dead 2 well, but in our defense Valve did it first. They released their first DLC in 8 years a few short months after we used their game to discuss shoving eggs up our asses. Message received, Gabe. Message received.
In the thrilling conclusion to our Left 4 Dead 2 trilogy, we do a deep dive on topics we'd broached in the last episode. Also, we leave for a while in the middle to go pee, so like, we should all maybe temper our expectations a little here.
From the crucible of conflict and survival, there arises a question that all must answer if they are to truly know themselves. That question is... not in this video. We had a different kinda whole, thing going on here.
Success in Left 4 Dead 2 relies on communication, strategy, and collaboration. Now, 11 years later, we investigate a new meta: rolling around in and hurling sewage at each other while Rochelle and Ellis take care of the scary bad men.
Destiny 2 is a game about being a powerful, immortal space wizard that can fly and drive motorcycles and shoot guns. We are 100% absolute dogshit at it.
Sometimes we play video games for fun. Sometimes we play video games to expose ourselves to deep, lasting psychic anguish. This is one of the anguish ones.
The 2010s were crammed full of primo content to strip mine and stuff into Best Of lists across the internet, so get ready to enjoy the absolute best of them here with us in the worst way possible: YouTube influencer video.
The Forest is a survival horror game set in a remote wilderness. Woodland Husbands Simulator, however, is another story altogether...