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Orb

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Coil, smoke, and crackle, flame
Upon The Weave, I etch my name.
My will, inflicted, shall come to pass!
Imbue this orb with a big ol' ass

Officer Boot

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Protecting and Serving can be hard work, but with the careful application of justice where it's needed, there can be-- oh god oh no oh fuck

Vertical Integration

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Everyone has their embarrassing hobbies. For some of us, that's making a website full of dumb jokes; for others, it's a love of big tech. And for a certain guy named Ted, well...

Innovation™ by Apple

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Apple has yet again wowed us with their newest marvels, bringing a certain kind of wonder to our lives that no other ultramassive technology company has the courage to do, whether we asked for it or not.

The Hunt

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The fearsome hunter uses every tool in his arsenal to track his quarry. Nothing can elude his highly trained senses, so long as daddy lets him outside for potty.

Scrooge

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Marley was dead, to begin with, which makes my erotically charged fan fiction potentially problematic.

The Baba Yaga

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The phrase 'baba yaga' loosely translates to 'abusive grandma,' and if that doesn’t tell you something important about Russian culture, I don’t know how to help you.

He Knows.

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Ho ho ho! It's not even close to Christmas, but we just want to remind you that Santa is a real human being who is still forced to exist all year long! Ho ho ho!

Gift Registry

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Don't you just hate when you're the last one to look at the gift registry for a wedding and all the good gifts are already taken?

The Dark Ritual

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Finding someone in this world can be hard, especially when you have such high standards.