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Everyone knows that children are our future, so this really makes me sort of a time traveler, right?
Our friends at Unnatural 20 have allowed us the honor of providing them with a guest comic. So of course we made a dick joke. I mean, have you met us? It was either this or Putin.
In life, there are many mysteries that we will simply never know the truth behind. As Jack is about to discover, his life is no exception.
From time to time, it's important to consider what's truly important to us, because at any moment, a horrifying truth could be revealed onto the masses and change our very perception of life. Or, you know, keep it basically the same.
It's okay to need help sometimes. None of us can be perfect, especially in keeping up with today's fast-paced colloquialism game.
Listen, we all have to share the same sidewalk, so maybe it's time you monsters learned a thing or two about why you're all literally the worst people to have ever existed.
After seven seasons and declining ratings, the Robertson family has become somewhat desperate for fresh ideas to reinvigorate the Dynasty.
Coming to terms with one's own mortality is often a defining realization for many people. We're way past that though. We've got bigger, longer plans.
Alky the Snowman was a jolly happy soul,
With a handle of Jack and a thirty rack
And severe liver damage.
Every now and then, you run into a group of people so clearly digging themselves just deeper and deeper into a hole that you can't help but let them know. Or maybe that's just us. We are kind of dicks after all.