Posts Tagged With looking fresh to death

My Daily Desiccation Decision

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I've made healthy decisions in my life, I swear. Like the time I-- ERROR FILE NOT FOUND

Dadwatching

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Thanks to our guide's expert training, we are able to see these...somewhat rare beasts in their natural habitats.

Get To The Big Game

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It's finally here! The Big Game, the proudest American tradition, is back again for the 54th time this Sunday. Sure, you could watch on TV, but who wants to waste time on that bullshit? You've gotta get to the game, at any cost!