Posts Tagged With Merry Christmas
Ho ho ho! It's not even close to Christmas, but we just want to remind you that Santa is a real human being who is still forced to exist all year long! Ho ho ho!
Alky the Snowman was a jolly happy soul,
With a handle of Jack and a thirty rack
And severe liver damage.
Every now and then, you run into a group of people so clearly digging themselves just deeper and deeper into a hole that you can't help but let them know. Or maybe that's just us. We are kind of dicks after all.