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Warranty Now Videogames VII: We're Hot, Wet Garbage At Destiny 2


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March 25, 2020

Destiny 2 is a game about being a powerful, immortal space wizard that can fly and drive motorcycles and shoot guns. We are 100% absolute dogshit at it.

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