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March 25, 2014

You know what, after what you did to that lion, I'm just not coming back at all. Fuck you guys, live in winter forever.

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Spring?

Comics May 01, 2014

Ah, April, the most emotionally abusive month. Giving us some-- wait. Didn't we do this already? I feel some distant memory of a hope long ago that winter had finally ended. How long have we been stuck here? I don't think I want summer, it will just be too warm. Yes, everything is perfect and frozen now forever...

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MB(ecket)TA

Articles February 19, 2015

Record snow has fallen in Boston, and many sites have popped up to make light of the situation. Fuck you guys, that's our thing. So we decided to fix the popular MB(ecket)TA tumblr the only way we know how.

#SNOWPOCALYPSE2015 Liveblog

Junk January 27, 2015

The end is upon is, and WNV will keep you updated until the bitter end. Or until we get too drunk to remember our login passwords. Either way, things are about to get messy in real-time.

Fruit So Low-Hanging It's Subterranean

Comics May 13, 2020

It's been a stressful couple weeks, just take a break and unwi-- oh come on dude, are you kidding me? Here?

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