In this shocking expose, we finally shatter the famous public image of the WNV crew as paragons of virtue by revealing the tweets that landed them in hot water with the bird app. Be warned that these tweets were dangerous enough to warrant swift removal from the platform, so set your expectations to scandalized, appalled, …or perhaps turned on?
WNV Scott
@bisonDaddy
turn-it-cum.com lmao
2:22 AM · Apr 3, 2017
SUSPENDED FOR 2 HOURS
Additional notes: "yuck"
WNV Pope
@pontifux
@mitchmcconnel have you considered walking into the ocean until the bubbles stop
11:59 AM · Apr 7, 2018
SUSPENDED FOR 12 HOURS
Additional notes: "advocating violence"
WNV Amelia
@emailiaBedelia
git broken. fix git. reinstall git? help git.
9:01 AM · Apr 11, 2020
SUSPENDED FOR 25 MINUTES
Additional notes: "if the twitter app stops working maybe she'll find Google"
WNV Scott
@bisonDaddy
y'all ever think about how many eggs you could fit inside your ass without breaking any
10:41 AM · Jul 21, 2020
SUSPENDED FOR 2 HOURS
Additional notes: "yuuuuuuuck"
WNV Pope
@pontifux
@realDonaldTrump remember when you almost died of covid? I do. Imagining it finishing the job also really helps me finish
8:33 PM · Oct 29, 2020
SUSPENDED FOR 6 HOURS
Additional notes: "advocating violence"
WNV Amelia
@emailiaBedelia
ballcock toilet broken replace busted ballcock
4:55 AM · Feb 11, 2021
SUSPENDED FOR 1 DAY
Additional notes: "cock and ball torture violates the Twitter Terms of Service"
WNV Scott
@bisonDaddy
alright everyone what color do you like?
11:59 PM · Aug 1, 2021
SUSPENDED FOR 10 HOURS
Additional notes: "actually just a copyright claim, if you can believe it"
WNV Pope
@pontifux
@tedcruz How about you do something more substantively helpful to everyone on this planet and fervently lift your fucking clown head into an airplane propeller instead
12:47 PM · Sep 11, 2021
SUSPENDED FOR 12 HOURS
Additional notes: "advocating self-harm"
WNV Amelia
@emailiaBedelia
@twitter Hello world!
2:09 AM · Dec 3, 2021
SUSPENDED FOR 5 DAYS
Additional notes: "targeted harrassment"
WNV Scott
@bisonDaddy
my gastroenterologist didn't really appreciate the decorating I did for him before my colonoscopy by eating all that glitter, kinda bummed rn
8:43 AM · May 7, 2022
NO ACTION
Additional notes: "honestly we don't even want to touch this"
WNV Pope
@pontifux
@TeamTrump this is evidence of voter fraud I'm seeing sir I hope this helps god bless
3:19 PM · Jun 8, 2022
SUSPENDED FOR 4 HOURS
Additional notes: "targeted harrassment"
WNV Amelia
@emailiaBedelia
Wait, I have HOW many DMs?
2:22 AM · Jun 9, 2022
BANNED PERMANENTLY
Additional notes: "for her own good"