Posts Tagged With Horny Ted

A Giant Problem

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Our fair village is beset by a curse that draws in, uh, a very particular type of attack.

Ever since I was a young man, I've enjoyed the sweeter things in life. Until now. Joe Biden and the Woke Mob don't want you to be horny for snacks anymore. They want you to be flaccid, hungry, and compliant.

SUB-WAY

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When you're in the mood for a very specific kind of satisfaction, we know just the place.

Vertical Integration

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Everyone has their embarrassing hobbies. For some of us, that's making a website full of dumb jokes; for others, it's a love of big tech. And for a certain guy named Ted, well...