Posts Tagged With Just Because It Hurts And Nobody Likes It Doesn't Mean We're Not Having A Good Time
A new lunch spot opened up in my neighborhood recently so I decided to give it a try. Results were mixed.
Intrusive thoughts can cause distress, since the nature of the thought might be upsetting. They can also cause...other feelings.
When you're in the mood for a very specific kind of satisfaction, we know just the place.
Destiny 2 is a game about being a powerful, immortal space wizard that can fly and drive motorcycles and shoot guns. We are 100% absolute dogshit at it.
Sometimes we play video games for fun. Sometimes we play video games to expose ourselves to deep, lasting psychic anguish. This is one of the anguish ones.
You wake up with a jolt, more excited than you can ever remember being. You’ve finally made up your mind, and today is the day. The day you’ll finally do everything right and achieve your dreams. Today is the day you become a Juggalo.
In an effort to continue staying "hip" and "with it" we have stumbled upon one of the latest trends taking place in da club. Needless to say, we have canceled all such efforts for the future.
This one's not so much a joke as it is an appeal to whatever shreds of human decency still cling to Pope's psyche. Please stop. There isn't enough bleach in the world for me to ever be clean again; you win, so please... please...