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Well, it's all over. Everything they warned us about ended up happening. The planet is now a dessicated husk, society has collapsed into a wasteland roamed by survivors who will do anything to cling to life. Might as well have some fun!
Fatherhood is a unique life experience in which you attempt to pass along all the hard-earned knowledge of your life to your children, but also like, really fuck with them at the same time.
Everyone has their embarrassing hobbies. For some of us, that's making a website full of dumb jokes; for others, it's a love of big tech. And for a certain guy named Ted, well...
Finding someone in this world can be hard, especially when you have such high standards.