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Teen Slang Parents Need to Worry About

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Teens using cool teen slang to hide the cool shit they're doing from their parents, a tale as old as time. We break it down for you so you can invade their privacy more effectively.

We told you it wasn't over, we told you there would be more. But did you listen? No. And now it's too late: Volume 2 of Dunwich Dopes has arrived.

Y'all ever create an artificial brain based on a guy who hated your home town so much he invented the genre of cosmic horror and then let it boss you around for a month? No? Haha, uh, yeah, neither have we.

Orb

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Coil, smoke, and crackle, flame
Upon The Weave, I etch my name.
My will, inflicted, shall come to pass!
Imbue this orb with a big ol' ass

Where's Waldo?

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We took some time off recently in order to find ourselves. But instead of ourselves, what we ended up finding was a newfound love of Waldo, who, interestingly enough, also needed to be found. Today, we offer up one of our many, many solutions.

NSA-Holes

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I've never trusted snapchat, but up until now it was due to my overpowering fear of ghosts.