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The Dark Ritual

April 21, 2015

'Alright, get the hose and fire up the woodchipper, I'll hop back on Craigslist. Fifth time's the charm, right?'

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The Buttfer

Comics November 27, 2019

Fatherhood is a unique life experience in which you attempt to pass along all the hard-earned knowledge of your life to your children, but also like, really fuck with them at the same time.

The Good News

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A reading from the book of Thug the Younger

Vertical Integration

Comics September 25, 2019

Everyone has their embarrassing hobbies. For some of us, that's making a website full of dumb jokes; for others, it's a love of big tech. And for a certain guy named Ted, well...

The Reason for the Season

Comics December 23, 2020

This year, we're taking a different approach to the holiday season. That's right, this is a staunchly Catholic webcomic now, and this is exactly what we believe happened.

Kinda Like Rigor Mortis, I Guess

Comics December 30, 2014

Coming to terms with one's own mortality is often a defining realization for many people. We're way past that though. We've got bigger, longer plans.

Summertime means vacation time, right? Wrong, you dolt! We expose the truth about vacations that we all know, deep down inside: they're bad! Thanks to us you won't waste another minute doing anything dumb like relaxing or enjoying yourself.

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