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Gift Registry

August 18, 2015

More like set of 3 DEEZ NUTS bowls. Wait am I focusing on the wrong item in the list here?

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Five Things to Remember on Your Wedding Day

Articles August 17, 2015

It's your big day! Things can get pretty hectic, and it's easy to overlook even the most important details, so we've compiled a handy list to help make your day as special as you deserve.

Wedding Night Tips

Articles August 19, 2015

Well, it's the night after your big day, and we all now what that means, right? Of course we do. We all definitely, completely do. I mean, I know. For sure. Do you? Boy, I just feel sorry for anyone who doesn't know. Gosh that must be embarrassing.

Perpetuitink: Dunwich Dopes – Vol. 1

Junk February 05, 2020

Y'all ever create an artificial brain based on a guy who hated your home town so much he invented the genre of cosmic horror and then let it boss you around for a month? No? Haha, uh, yeah, neither have we.

Elysium

Comics March 18, 2020

A tale that only those who have experienced it can hope to truly understand...

Sandstorm (4 Kidz)

Videos February 24, 2022

For our first foray into dropping absolutely fire tracks that tear up the music scene, I used my son's toys to record this. It turns out that Darude only needed like 4 notes to change the world; who knew?

Burl Ives Has Cuckolded Me: A Christmas Conundrum

Videos December 22, 2021

Burl Ives has cuckolded me this Christmas, and I fear that he may yet cuckold you as well. The Scoundrel, Burl Ives, shows no respect to the sanctity of marriage, nor to the spirit of this, the holiday season.

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