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Ever since I was a young man, I've enjoyed the sweeter things in life. Until now. Joe Biden and the Woke Mob don't want you to be horny for snacks anymore. They want you to be flaccid, hungry, and compliant.
There's no wrong way to hydrate! Disclaimer: we have been advised by the legal department to point out that there are definitely, many, many wrong ways to hydrate. Please hydrate responsibly.
How's everybody's 2021 going so far? Mine's been pretty cool; I got a new kitchen organizer. Next day delivery! On Wednesday, January 6th, 2021! As radicalized Trump supporters invaded the US Capitol building! I don't feel great about it!
Earlier this week, WNV received an unsolicited press release, and because we didn't come up with anything to post, we have decided to do the responsible thing and print it here in its entirety without review.
WNV has decided to pivot from jokes to serious, in-depth analysis. From now on, all our posts will be detailed explainers on topics that we know our big-brained readers will appreciate as purely intellectual exercises, starting with today's totally hypothetical...oh. Oh geez.
The goal of journalism is to help people understand the world they live in and inform their decisions. That's why it's always best to soberly report the facts in as un-biased a way as possible. Except when there's a WICKED FUCKIN' STORM COMIN THROUGH, AH FUCK!