Posts Tagged With Dark Eldritch Magicks
To guarantee that this year doesn't turn out like any of its wayward ancestors, we've convened a panel of experts to carefully craft a series of directives and a panel of executioners to enforce them. We're not taking any chances on 2022. You're welcome.
In an interview on Wednesday with Extended Warranty co-host Pope, the up-and-coming online provocateur Gerard Randolf Winston took questions about his growing popularity and about what drives his fairly unique brand of politics.
Five Times We Were Truly Grateful for the Yawning, Unfathomable Void Hidden Behind the Washing Machine in the Basement
It's been three years since Eric was poking around down there when he discovered the incomprehensibly deep and gaping void, but it still feels like just yesterday.
Y'all ever create an artificial brain based on a guy who hated your home town so much he invented the genre of cosmic horror and then let it boss you around for a month? No? Haha, uh, yeah, neither have we.
Dungeons & Dragons requires a certain amount of commitment to playing the role of the character in order for everyone to have a good time. In fact, this leads to some players possibly having too good of a time.
Coil, smoke, and crackle, flame
Upon The Weave, I etch my name.
My will, inflicted, shall come to pass!
Imbue this orb with a big ol' ass
The phrase 'baba yaga' loosely translates to 'abusive grandma,' and if that doesn’t tell you something important about Russian culture, I don’t know how to help you.
Finding someone in this world can be hard, especially when you have such high standards.
It's that time again, a brand new year. With 2014 finally dead and gone, it's time to look forward to the promise of a new and better year, and a new and better website. Or at least, it would be, if we hadn't already fucked up every last one of our resolutions.