Posts Tagged With Societal Norms Are Stupid
Earlier this week, WNV received an unsolicited press release, and because we didn't come up with anything to post, we have decided to do the responsible thing and print it here in its entirety without review.
WNV has decided to pivot from jokes to serious, in-depth analysis. From now on, all our posts will be detailed explainers on topics that we know our big-brained readers will appreciate as purely intellectual exercises, starting with today's totally hypothetical...oh. Oh geez.
Extremely complex social situations can be challenging for many people. Likewise, really simple ones when you're idiots like us.
In an effort to better understand the socialization habits of dogs we carefully studied their behaviors together for many long hours, finally coming to one conclusion: dogs are fuckin nasty, dang.
It's your big day! Things can get pretty hectic, and it's easy to overlook even the most important details, so we've compiled a handy list to help make your day as special as you deserve.
From time to time, it's important to consider what's truly important to us, because at any moment, a horrifying truth could be revealed onto the masses and change our very perception of life. Or, you know, keep it basically the same.