Posts Tagged With choose your own adventure
Fucking Help
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Welcome to Warranty Now Void Technical Support, where your warranty is probably already void. We hope this series of diagnostic questions will help get you back to enjoying your WNV product as soon as possible!
It's the end of a tough year, and we've all had enough of its bullshit. That's why we're going to give you some instead! Our patented AI will check through your 2020 activity and brutally dunk on you for what you've done.
Another year almost over, and we need some help finishing up this self-evaluation thing. Can you give us a hand here?
Aw, geez we really goofed up this one. The whole dang site’s broke! Look at this mess. Are you busy? Can you help us out here for a minute?
Get To The Big Game
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It's finally here! The Big Game, the proudest American tradition, is back again for the 54th time this Sunday. Sure, you could watch on TV, but who wants to waste time on that bullshit? You've gotta get to the game, at any cost!
It's finally Halloween again, and time to debut the new WNV Labs Neural Net which uses thousands of detailed data points to tell you which classic spooky character most accurately represents you!
You wake up with a jolt, more excited than you can ever remember being. You’ve finally made up your mind, and today is the day. The day you’ll finally do everything right and achieve your dreams. Today is the day you become a Juggalo.