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I ride a flying, eight-legged steed named Sleipnir across the sky and into the underworld. Yet there is one feat of greatness I am unable to attain.
Wherein I stopped playing for 20 minutes to look at my phone. This is that highly engaging content the social media people talk about.
Apple has yet again wowed us with their newest marvels, bringing a certain kind of wonder to our lives that no other ultramassive technology company has the courage to do, whether we asked for it or not.
Some may think that coming up with the idea is the hard part, and it's all just gravy from there. Some would be dumb fucking idiots who don't realize what a gold mine they're sitting on.
We get asked where our ideas come from all the time by, like no one ever. But you're going to find out anyway, so suck it up and get your doodlin' pad ready, because, man have we cooked up a good one to share.
Our friends at Unnatural 20 have allowed us the honor of providing them with a guest comic. So of course we made a dick joke. I mean, have you met us? It was either this or Putin.
Coming to terms with one's own mortality is often a defining realization for many people. We're way past that though. We've got bigger, longer plans.
We took some time off recently in order to find ourselves. But instead of ourselves, what we ended up finding was a newfound love of Waldo, who, interestingly enough, also needed to be found. Today, we offer up one of our many, many solutions.
Spam has been an ongoing annoyance since the beginning of telecommunications. Be it via telemarketer, SMS, ad-ware or e-mails, that's not a lot you can do to avoid it. In a heroic recreation of the final scene from Independence Day, Admiral Rowe hurls himself headlong into the belly of the beast. I don't have a good feeling about the outcome.