Posts Tagged With sexy

Fucking Help

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Welcome to Warranty Now Void Technical Support, where your warranty is probably already void. We hope this series of diagnostic questions will help get you back to enjoying your WNV product as soon as possible!

SUB-WAY

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When you're in the mood for a very specific kind of satisfaction, we know just the place.

Free Wi-Fi!

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Oh, thank you very much for the coffee, and the Wi-Fi password is what again? Ah, yes, wonderful, I'll just be at my table reading...the...stocks...news...yes.

Wedding Night Tips

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Well, it's the night after your big day, and we all now what that means, right? Of course we do. We all definitely, completely do. I mean, I know. For sure. Do you? Boy, I just feel sorry for anyone who doesn't know. Gosh that must be embarrassing.

Daggering

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In an effort to continue staying "hip" and "with it" we have stumbled upon one of the latest trends taking place in da club. Needless to say, we have canceled all such efforts for the future.

Net Neutrality

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H...hello? Is anybody out there? There's no way to know if you're receiving this, but I've got to try god dammit. The new Net Neutrality laws have already taken effect, and we're trapped in here, trapped with no bandwidth, a fate worse than the fires of hell itself.