Posts Tagged With summoning Great Old Ones

Interview With G. Randy Wins

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In an interview on Wednesday with Extended Warranty co-host Pope, the up-and-coming online provocateur Gerard Randolf Winston took questions about his growing popularity and about what drives his fairly unique brand of politics.

Welcome to part three, the exciting conclusion of our series in which we delve deeply into our own idiot brains in ways we never thought, or wanted to.

Y'all ever create an artificial brain based on a guy who hated your home town so much he invented the genre of cosmic horror and then let it boss you around for a month? No? Haha, uh, yeah, neither have we.

Tips for Getting Out of Meetings

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So your co-worker Dan scheduled another two hour meeting for this afternoon? That fucker. That's your special time. Don't worry though, we've got your back with these handy tips for getting out of any meeting.

It's that time again, a brand new year. With 2014 finally dead and gone, it's time to look forward to the promise of a new and better year, and a new and better website. Or at least, it would be, if we hadn't already fucked up every last one of our resolutions.