Posts Tagged With WNV
Fucking Help
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Welcome to Warranty Now Void Technical Support, where your warranty is probably already void. We hope this series of diagnostic questions will help get you back to enjoying your WNV product as soon as possible!
Rules for 2022
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To guarantee that this year doesn't turn out like any of its wayward ancestors, we've convened a panel of experts to carefully craft a series of directives and a panel of executioners to enforce them. We're not taking any chances on 2022. You're welcome.
WNVibe Check: 2021
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How's everybody's 2021 going so far? Mine's been pretty cool; I got a new kitchen organizer. Next day delivery! On Wednesday, January 6th, 2021! As radicalized Trump supporters invaded the US Capitol building! I don't feel great about it!
It's the end of a tough year, and we've all had enough of its bullshit. That's why we're going to give you some instead! Our patented AI will check through your 2020 activity and brutally dunk on you for what you've done.
Another year almost over, and we need some help finishing up this self-evaluation thing. Can you give us a hand here?
Aw, geez we really goofed up this one. The whole dang site’s broke! Look at this mess. Are you busy? Can you help us out here for a minute?
How to Make A WNV
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Make website. They can't stop you. Your ideas are just as good as everyone else's, so why not make them real? That's what we did, and we're a bunch of unbelievable dumbasses.
Welcome Back WNV
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That's right, we're back and ready to fill your various feeds of choice with our own special brand of nonsensical horseshit. After a very brief hiatus - approximately half a decade - we've decided that now was the time we'd been waiting for to return to the world.
Valve Corporation today announced that it has reached a definitive agreement to acquire Warranty Now Void for a total of approximately 1.4 billion. This includes 900 million in GabenBucks and 503.1 Dinosaur-Shaped chicken nuggets.
It's been a while since our last post, so we thought we owed you all a bit of an explanation. Things around here have been very busy lately, and we haven't been keeping up with our previously rigorous post regimen. Here's a list of the ten most important things that have been keeping us from you all this time.