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September 25, 2019

Yessir, Horny Ted here prides himself on his committment to sustainability.

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Comics September 30, 2020

When you're in the mood for a very specific kind of satisfaction, we know just the place.

Warranty Now Videogames X: Left 4 Dead 2: Yeah, We're Still Talking About Eggs

Videos August 19, 2020

In the thrilling conclusion to our Left 4 Dead 2 trilogy, we do a deep dive on topics we'd broached in the last episode. Also, we leave for a while in the middle to go pee, so like, we should all maybe temper our expectations a little here.

Five Times We Were Truly Grateful for the Yawning, Unfathomable Void Hidden Behind the Washing Machine in the Basement

Articles April 09, 2020

It's been three years since Eric was poking around down there when he discovered the incomprehensibly deep and gaping void, but it still feels like just yesterday.

Our Favorite Quarantine Recipes

Articles May 20, 2020

It's a weird time out there! Unlike us, some of you may not have had years of experience living in near-total isolation from the rest of society as a whole, so we've compiled a list of some of our favorite recipes for all kitchen skill levels.

The Good News

Comics July 08, 2020

A reading from the book of Thug the Younger

Post-Climate-Apocalypse Drinking Game

Articles December 12, 2019

Well, it's all over. Everything they warned us about ended up happening. The planet is now a dessicated husk, society has collapsed into a wasteland roamed by survivors who will do anything to cling to life. Might as well have some fun!

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