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The end is upon is, and WNV will keep you updated until the bitter end. Or until we get too drunk to remember our login passwords. Either way, things are about to get messy in real-time.
From WNV World News Headquarters in Boston, this is a WNV Breaking News Alert. Stay tuned for minute-by-minute updates from the WNV news team on this urgent situation that will undoubtedly affect millions.
Valve Corporation today announced that it has reached a definitive agreement to acquire Warranty Now Void for a total of approximately 1.4 billion. This includes 900 million in GabenBucks and 503.1 Dinosaur-Shaped chicken nuggets.
Sochi or Fallout?
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To celebrate the 2014 Winter Olympics, we've started playing a fun new game called "Sochi, or Fallout Wasteland?" The rules are simple, for each scenario, contestants determine if it happened in the post-apocalyptic video game series Fallout, or if it is currently happening in the very real city of Sochi, Russia.
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Have you ever been on a website and thought, "boy this site would be better if I could take a giant steaming dump right on top of it"? Well, friend, worry no more. Warranty Now Void's Board Of Novel Experimentation & Research Studies has developed just the solution you need.