We told you it wasn't over, we told you there would be more. But did you listen? No. And now it's too late: Volume 2 of Dunwich Dopes has arrived.
From time to time, it's important to consider what's truly important to us, because at any moment, a horrifying truth could be revealed onto the masses and change our very perception of life. Or, you know, keep it basically the same.
I don’t fuckin understand social media anymore. I did, once, many years ago. But whatever this new thing is has fundamentally broken my brain.
We aren't good at video games, this is a hard truth. A harder truth is that if you get stuck with us in competitive, that means you aren't either.
Y'all ever create an artificial brain based on a guy who hated your home town so much he invented the genre of cosmic horror and then let it boss you around for a month? No? Haha, uh, yeah, neither have we.
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It's okay to need help sometimes. None of us can be perfect, especially in keeping up with today's fast-paced colloquialism game.
Listen, we all have to share the same sidewalk, so maybe it's time you monsters learned a thing or two about why you're all literally the worst people to have ever existed.
After seven seasons and declining ratings, the Robertson family has become somewhat desperate for fresh ideas to reinvigorate the Dynasty.
It's that time again, a brand new year. With 2014 finally dead and gone, it's time to look forward to the promise of a new and better year, and a new and better website. Or at least, it would be, if we hadn't already fucked up every last one of our resolutions.
Coming to terms with one's own mortality is often a defining realization for many people. We're way past that though. We've got bigger, longer plans.
Alky the Snowman was a jolly happy soul,
With a handle of Jack and a thirty rack
And severe liver damage.
Every now and then, you run into a group of people so clearly digging themselves just deeper and deeper into a hole that you can't help but let them know. Or maybe that's just us. We are kind of dicks after all.
It's the most wonderful season of all, and WNV is delivering a special message written just for you via everyone's favorite spreader of holiday cheer.
Every four years, nations big and small, rich and poor, terrorist-y and non-terrorist-y set aside their real-world differences to instead battle for glory on the pitch. Even the US, despite never having won one, still vies for the coveted cup, and needs our support to help make it happen.
From WNV World News Headquarters in Boston, this is a WNV Breaking News Alert. Stay tuned for minute-by-minute updates from the WNV news team on this urgent situation that will undoubtedly affect millions.