The goal of journalism is to help people understand the world they live in and inform their decisions. That's why it's always best to soberly report the facts in as un-biased a way as possible. Except when there's a WICKED FUCKIN' STORM COMIN THROUGH, AH FUCK!
Our friends at Unnatural 20 have allowed us the honor of providing them with a guest comic. So of course we made a dick joke. I mean, have you met us? It was either this or Putin.
It's that time again, a brand new year. With 2014 finally dead and gone, it's time to look forward to the promise of a new and better year, and a new and better website. Or at least, it would be, if we hadn't already fucked up every last one of our resolutions.
We aren't good at video games, this is a hard truth. A harder truth is that if you get stuck with us in competitive, that means you aren't either.
Valve Corporation today announced that it has reached a definitive agreement to acquire Warranty Now Void for a total of approximately 1.4 billion. This includes 900 million in GabenBucks and 503.1 Dinosaur-Shaped chicken nuggets.
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Don't you just hate when you're the last one to look at the gift registry for a wedding and all the good gifts are already taken?
It's your big day! Things can get pretty hectic, and it's easy to overlook even the most important details, so we've compiled a handy list to help make your day as special as you deserve.
Finding someone in this world can be hard, especially when you have such high standards.
We've all had to go to the hospital at one point or another, but I for one sleep better at night knowing there are some true professionals on the job when I need them.
So your co-worker Dan scheduled another two hour meeting for this afternoon? That fucker. That's your special time. Don't worry though, we've got your back with these handy tips for getting out of any meeting.
We've all been there. Driving behind someone who clearly shouldn't be trusted with the responsibility. What's more rare is getting the opportunity to truly understand this other driver.
Dear Comrades, I am Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin, greatest all-powerful democratic ruler of greatest Mother Russia.Western news media has made much story of recent Putin absence from public appearance for ten days. Putin now explain this.
In an effort to continue staying "hip" and "with it" we have stumbled upon one of the latest trends taking place in da club. Needless to say, we have canceled all such efforts for the future.
Continuing the grand tradition started by our 2014 Winter Olympics game: Sochi or Fallout?, we bring you our newest game based on the World Cup. Use your deductive skills to decide whether each matchup is between two actual countries or just some bullshit we made up.