It's a weird time out there! Unlike us, some of you may not have had years of experience living in near-total isolation from the rest of society as a whole, so we've compiled a list of some of our favorite recipes for all kitchen skill levels.
And what's the deal with observational humor? Right?
Five Times We Were Truly Grateful for the Yawning, Unfathomable Void Hidden Behind the Washing Machine in the Basement
It's been three years since Eric was poking around down there when he discovered the incomprehensibly deep and gaping void, but it still feels like just yesterday.
We spent a lot of time getting the tar kicked out of us on Blizzard World this time. It's hard work providing the wins for all the rest of you playing this game, but someone has to do it.
Have you ever been on a website and thought, "boy this site would be better if I could take a giant steaming dump right on top of it"? Well, friend, worry no more. Warranty Now Void's Board Of Novel Experimentation & Research Studies has developed just the solution you need.
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Climate change is real. Science has proven it. And we know exactly how to make a huge difference, right now. We need to kill your mother and launch her into the sun.
We all came from somewhere, and I think it's time for an open and honest discussion on the topic.
Some may think that coming up with the idea is the hard part, and it's all just gravy from there. Some would be dumb fucking idiots who don't realize what a gold mine they're sitting on.
Our heroes meet up to discuss the most pressing matters and their future plans for glory. And... other things.
Record snow has fallen in Boston, and many sites have popped up to make light of the situation. Fuck you guys, that's our thing. So we decided to fix the popular MB(ecket)TA tumblr the only way we know how.
Sometimes, when I'm out on the trail, I reflect on how nice it is to be "off the grid."
We get asked where our ideas come from all the time by, like no one ever. But you're going to find out anyway, so suck it up and get your doodlin' pad ready, because, man have we cooked up a good one to share.
Everyone knows that children are our future, so this really makes me sort of a time traveler, right?
Our friends at Unnatural 20 have allowed us the honor of providing them with a guest comic. So of course we made a dick joke. I mean, have you met us? It was either this or Putin.