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Spring?

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Ah, April, the most emotionally abusive month. Giving us some-- wait. Didn't we do this already? I feel some distant memory of a hope long ago that winter had finally ended. How long have we been stuck here? I don't think I want summer, it will just be too warm. Yes, everything is perfect and frozen now forever...

Net Neutrality

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H...hello? Is anybody out there? There's no way to know if you're receiving this, but I've got to try god dammit. The new Net Neutrality laws have already taken effect, and we're trapped in here, trapped with no bandwidth, a fate worse than the fires of hell itself.

The Nintendo Conspiracy

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This game, much as Doom taught my generation to become blood-thirsty, merciless killers, is instilling the idea that drugs such as mushrooms help you get through life, thanks to the pusher known only as "Toad".

Inside Job

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The bond between brothers is a sacred one, developing a closeness that many other people will never know in their lives. Sometimes... it's a little bit too close.

#BearFacts: STEEM Edition

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STEEM Caffeinated Peanut butter is designed to provide a consistent release of sustained energy to help humans Get Going. But as the label says, it's not safe for animals, and bears are no exception. Although it would be more accurate to say that Bears with STEEM are not safe for all life on Earth.

Valve Corporation today announced that it has reached a definitive agreement to acquire Warranty Now Void for a total of approximately 1.4 billion. This includes 900 million in GabenBucks and 503.1 Dinosaur-Shaped chicken nuggets.

Baby Testing

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It is time for science to abandon our subpar standard of clinical testing on animals and enter the golden era of testing exclusively on human babies. WNV's own Admiral Rowe provides an insightful and compelling argument backed with pure scientific fact, or something.

Spring

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Ah, March, the most emotionally abusive month. Giving us some distant hope that everything's going to be alright and the sun is coming to save us from the wasteland we've been living in, only to cruelly stomp on all our dreams. Again and again.

2014 Winter Olympics Update

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The 2014 Winter Olympics are well underway, with the event everyone's been waiting for finally getting started: Unprovoked Invasion, and Russia is off to a commanding lead.

It's been a while since our last post, so we thought we owed you all a bit of an explanation. Things around here have been very busy lately, and we haven't been keeping up with our previously rigorous post regimen. Here's a list of the ten most important things that have been keeping us from you all this time.