I ride a flying, eight-legged steed named Sleipnir across the sky and into the underworld. Yet there is one feat of greatness I am unable to attain.
Join us on a journey back to where it all started, the beginning of the end of sanity on the web, the very first, incredibly low resolution, hand-drawn WNV comic. It's kind of funny, I guess. If you're into wanton murder and theft.
Summertime means vacation time, right? Wrong, you dolt! We expose the truth about vacations that we all know, deep down inside: they're bad! Thanks to us you won't waste another minute doing anything dumb like relaxing or enjoying yourself.
Loot boxes are way more mysterious when you never, ever actually get to see what's inside of them.
From WNV World News Headquarters in Boston, this is a WNV Breaking News Alert. Stay tuned for minute-by-minute updates from the WNV news team on this urgent situation that will undoubtedly affect millions.
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Everyone knows that children are our future, so this really makes me sort of a time traveler, right?
Our friends at Unnatural 20 have allowed us the honor of providing them with a guest comic. So of course we made a dick joke. I mean, have you met us? It was either this or Putin.
In life, there are many mysteries that we will simply never know the truth behind. As Jack is about to discover, his life is no exception.
The end is upon is, and WNV will keep you updated until the bitter end. Or until we get too drunk to remember our login passwords. Either way, things are about to get messy in real-time.
From time to time, it's important to consider what's truly important to us, because at any moment, a horrifying truth could be revealed onto the masses and change our very perception of life. Or, you know, keep it basically the same.
The US Olympic Committee has officially named Boston as its host city for the 2024 Summer Olympics bid, and we have worked tirelessly since then to help by compiling a list of events that can be adapted to more closely resemble everyday life in Boston.
It's okay to need help sometimes. None of us can be perfect, especially in keeping up with today's fast-paced colloquialism game.
Listen, we all have to share the same sidewalk, so maybe it's time you monsters learned a thing or two about why you're all literally the worst people to have ever existed.
After seven seasons and declining ratings, the Robertson family has become somewhat desperate for fresh ideas to reinvigorate the Dynasty.
It's that time again, a brand new year. With 2014 finally dead and gone, it's time to look forward to the promise of a new and better year, and a new and better website. Or at least, it would be, if we hadn't already fucked up every last one of our resolutions.