We told you it wasn't over, we told you there would be more. But did you listen? No. And now it's too late: Volume 2 of Dunwich Dopes has arrived.
From time to time, it's important to consider what's truly important to us, because at any moment, a horrifying truth could be revealed onto the masses and change our very perception of life. Or, you know, keep it basically the same.
I don’t fuckin understand social media anymore. I did, once, many years ago. But whatever this new thing is has fundamentally broken my brain.
We aren't good at video games, this is a hard truth. A harder truth is that if you get stuck with us in competitive, that means you aren't either.
Y'all ever create an artificial brain based on a guy who hated your home town so much he invented the genre of cosmic horror and then let it boss you around for a month? No? Haha, uh, yeah, neither have we.
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With no less than three new series currently in the making, Star Trek is back and bigger than ever. Looking to join in on the hype but feeling a little intimidated by over 50 years of plot? Don't worry, we'll get you up to warp speed in no time! ENGAGE!
Everyone has their embarrassing hobbies. For some of us, that's making a website full of dumb jokes; for others, it's a love of big tech. And for a certain guy named Ted, well...
Wherein I stopped playing for 20 minutes to look at my phone. This is that highly engaging content the social media people talk about.
Apple has yet again wowed us with their newest marvels, bringing a certain kind of wonder to our lives that no other ultramassive technology company has the courage to do, whether we asked for it or not.
You wake up with a jolt, more excited than you can ever remember being. You’ve finally made up your mind, and today is the day. The day you’ll finally do everything right and achieve your dreams. Today is the day you become a Juggalo.
We spent a lot of time getting the tar kicked out of us on Blizzard World this time. It's hard work providing the wins for all the rest of you playing this game, but someone has to do it.
Let's face it. Your boy? He's a little chunky. You successfully bought his love with snacks and loyalty with treats. But now, those little legs are straining to keep a pretty girthy sausage from dragging along the sidewalk. It's time your boy lost some weight.
The fearsome hunter uses every tool in his arsenal to track his quarry. Nothing can elude his highly trained senses, so long as daddy lets him outside for potty.
Loot boxes are way more mysterious when you never, ever actually get to see what's inside of them.
Make website. They can't stop you. Your ideas are just as good as everyone else's, so why not make them real? That's what we did, and we're a bunch of unbelievable dumbasses.