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Ever since I was a young man, I've enjoyed the sweeter things in life. Until now. Joe Biden and the Woke Mob don't want you to be horny for snacks anymore. They want you to be flaccid, hungry, and compliant.
Fucking Help
Junk
Welcome to Warranty Now Void Technical Support, where your warranty is probably already void. We hope this series of diagnostic questions will help get you back to enjoying your WNV product as soon as possible!
Hamburger Sandwich Shop
Comics
A new lunch spot opened up in my neighborhood recently so I decided to give it a try. Results were mixed.
Rules for 2022
Articles
To guarantee that this year doesn't turn out like any of its wayward ancestors, we've convened a panel of experts to carefully craft a series of directives and a panel of executioners to enforce them. We're not taking any chances on 2022. You're welcome.
A Cuckin/Bass Production
Comics
'Tis the season to revisit the classics through the lens of a really fucked up adult who loves to ruin stuff! Happy Holidays!
Burl Ives has cuckolded me this Christmas, and I fear that he may yet cuckold you as well. The Scoundrel, Burl Ives, shows no respect to the sanctity of marriage, nor to the spirit of this, the holiday season.
How to Make Friends as an Adult Lady
Articles
We know making friends can be really hard for grownups and, as Adult Ladies, we're here to give you a hand. Our easy, two-semester course will have you drowning in besties in no time.
Tax season is a little late this year, but that means we're right on time with patented tips to help make it as painless as possible.
Nalgene
Comics
There's no wrong way to hydrate! Disclaimer: we have been advised by the legal department to point out that there are definitely, many, many wrong ways to hydrate. Please hydrate responsibly.
Welcome to the 2021 WNV Investor Conference! Today we'll be taking a look back at our most recent Q1 ever! Get ready to open those wallets and join us on this rocketship ride to...I dunno, man, somewhere, probably.