I ride a flying, eight-legged steed named Sleipnir across the sky and into the underworld. Yet there is one feat of greatness I am unable to attain.
Join us on a journey back to where it all started, the beginning of the end of sanity on the web, the very first, incredibly low resolution, hand-drawn WNV comic. It's kind of funny, I guess. If you're into wanton murder and theft.
Summertime means vacation time, right? Wrong, you dolt! We expose the truth about vacations that we all know, deep down inside: they're bad! Thanks to us you won't waste another minute doing anything dumb like relaxing or enjoying yourself.
Loot boxes are way more mysterious when you never, ever actually get to see what's inside of them.
From WNV World News Headquarters in Boston, this is a WNV Breaking News Alert. Stay tuned for minute-by-minute updates from the WNV news team on this urgent situation that will undoubtedly affect millions.
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That's right, we're back and ready to fill your various feeds of choice with our own special brand of nonsensical horseshit. After a very brief hiatus - approximately half a decade - we've decided that now was the time we'd been waiting for to return to the world.
Ho ho ho! It's not even close to Christmas, but we just want to remind you that Santa is a real human being who is still forced to exist all year long! Ho ho ho!
Well, it's the night after your big day, and we all now what that means, right? Of course we do. We all definitely, completely do. I mean, I know. For sure. Do you? Boy, I just feel sorry for anyone who doesn't know. Gosh that must be embarrassing.
Don't you just hate when you're the last one to look at the gift registry for a wedding and all the good gifts are already taken?
It's your big day! Things can get pretty hectic, and it's easy to overlook even the most important details, so we've compiled a handy list to help make your day as special as you deserve.
Finding someone in this world can be hard, especially when you have such high standards.
We've all had to go to the hospital at one point or another, but I for one sleep better at night knowing there are some true professionals on the job when I need them.
So your co-worker Dan scheduled another two hour meeting for this afternoon? That fucker. That's your special time. Don't worry though, we've got your back with these handy tips for getting out of any meeting.
We've all been there. Driving behind someone who clearly shouldn't be trusted with the responsibility. What's more rare is getting the opportunity to truly understand this other driver.
Dear Comrades, I am Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin, greatest all-powerful democratic ruler of greatest Mother Russia.Western news media has made much story of recent Putin absence from public appearance for ten days. Putin now explain this.