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Parenthood Singularity

Comics

Being in a marriage with a pregnant woman while not also being pregnant yourself feels like being the new guy who lied on his resume trying to fit in on a well-trained team as it springs into action.

Well it's March again and you know what that means: it's SAT prep season! Do people take the SATs in March? I don't know I'm thirty-three fucking years old what do I care. Just take the quiz or don't.

Energy Drinks

Comics

If we could get a product together that can help me retain consciousness without all the weird toxic masculinity power fantasy bullshit, that would be simultaneously incredibly lit and also based af.

Teen Slang Parents Need to Worry About

Articles

Teens using cool teen slang to hide the cool shit they're doing from their parents, a tale as old as time. We break it down for you so you can invade their privacy more effectively.

Sandstorm (4 Kidz)

Videos

For our first foray into dropping absolutely fire tracks that tear up the music scene, I used my son's toys to record this. It turns out that Darude only needed like 4 notes to change the world; who knew?

We've come up with the ultimate, indisputable list of all-time best baby names using the only scientific method anyone cares about in 2022: dumping a bunch of garbage into a machine learning model and seeing what happens.

RNA

Comics

You ever get invited somewhere that turns out to be a different vibe than you were expecting altogether?

The Vanguard

Comics

Keeping any organization running like a well-oiled machine requires every individual to know exactly what their role is.

Ever since I was a young man, I've enjoyed the sweeter things in life. Until now. Joe Biden and the Woke Mob don't want you to be horny for snacks anymore. They want you to be flaccid, hungry, and compliant.

Fucking Help

Junk

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