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Scrooge

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Marley was dead, to begin with, which makes my erotically charged fan fiction potentially problematic.

Vacation Is Bad, Actually

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Summertime means vacation time, right? Wrong, you dolt! We expose the truth about vacations that we all know, deep down inside: they're bad! Thanks to us you won't waste another minute doing anything dumb like relaxing or enjoying yourself.

We aren't good at video games, this is a hard truth. A harder truth is that if you get stuck with us in competitive, that means you aren't either.

The Baba Yaga

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The phrase 'baba yaga' loosely translates to 'abusive grandma,' and if that doesn’t tell you something important about Russian culture, I don’t know how to help you.

Welcome Back WNV

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That's right, we're back and ready to fill your various feeds of choice with our own special brand of nonsensical horseshit. After a very brief hiatus - approximately half a decade - we've decided that now was the time we'd been waiting for to return to the world.

He Knows.

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Ho ho ho! It's not even close to Christmas, but we just want to remind you that Santa is a real human being who is still forced to exist all year long! Ho ho ho!

Wedding Night Tips

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Well, it's the night after your big day, and we all now what that means, right? Of course we do. We all definitely, completely do. I mean, I know. For sure. Do you? Boy, I just feel sorry for anyone who doesn't know. Gosh that must be embarrassing.

Gift Registry

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Don't you just hate when you're the last one to look at the gift registry for a wedding and all the good gifts are already taken?

It's your big day! Things can get pretty hectic, and it's easy to overlook even the most important details, so we've compiled a handy list to help make your day as special as you deserve.

The Dark Ritual

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Finding someone in this world can be hard, especially when you have such high standards.