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Warranty Now Videogames 4: THIRTY ONE GIVE

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Wherein I stopped playing for 20 minutes to look at my phone. This is that highly engaging content the social media people talk about.

Innovation™ by Apple

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Apple has yet again wowed us with their newest marvels, bringing a certain kind of wonder to our lives that no other ultramassive technology company has the courage to do, whether we asked for it or not.

So You Want to Be a Juggalo

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You wake up with a jolt, more excited than you can ever remember being. You’ve finally made up your mind, and today is the day. The day you’ll finally do everything right and achieve your dreams. Today is the day you become a Juggalo.

Warranty Now Videogames 3: The Horror

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We spent a lot of time getting the tar kicked out of us on Blizzard World this time. It's hard work providing the wins for all the rest of you playing this game, but someone has to do it.

Dog Diet Tips with Stormy!

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Let's face it. Your boy? He's a little chunky. You successfully bought his love with snacks and loyalty with treats. But now, those little legs are straining to keep a pretty girthy sausage from dragging along the sidewalk. It's time your boy lost some weight.

The Hunt

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The fearsome hunter uses every tool in his arsenal to track his quarry. Nothing can elude his highly trained senses, so long as daddy lets him outside for potty.

Loot boxes are way more mysterious when you never, ever actually get to see what's inside of them.

How to Make A WNV

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Make website. They can't stop you. Your ideas are just as good as everyone else's, so why not make them real? That's what we did, and we're a bunch of unbelievable dumbasses.

Scrooge

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Marley was dead, to begin with, which makes my erotically charged fan fiction potentially problematic.

Vacation Is Bad, Actually

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Summertime means vacation time, right? Wrong, you dolt! We expose the truth about vacations that we all know, deep down inside: they're bad! Thanks to us you won't waste another minute doing anything dumb like relaxing or enjoying yourself.