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Net Neutrality

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H...hello? Is anybody out there? There's no way to know if you're receiving this, but I've got to try god dammit. The new Net Neutrality laws have already taken effect, and we're trapped in here, trapped with no bandwidth, a fate worse than the fires of hell itself.

The Nintendo Conspiracy

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This game, much as Doom taught my generation to become blood-thirsty, merciless killers, is instilling the idea that drugs such as mushrooms help you get through life, thanks to the pusher known only as "Toad".

Baby Testing

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It is time for science to abandon our subpar standard of clinical testing on animals and enter the golden era of testing exclusively on human babies. WNV's own Admiral Rowe provides an insightful and compelling argument backed with pure scientific fact, or something.

2014 Winter Olympics Update

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The 2014 Winter Olympics are well underway, with the event everyone's been waiting for finally getting started: Unprovoked Invasion, and Russia is off to a commanding lead.

It's been a while since our last post, so we thought we owed you all a bit of an explanation. Things around here have been very busy lately, and we haven't been keeping up with our previously rigorous post regimen. Here's a list of the ten most important things that have been keeping us from you all this time.

Letter to Editor by Vladimir Putin

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Dear Comrades, I am Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin, greatest all-powerful democratic ruler of greatest Mother Russia. It has come to Putin's attention that Homeland has drawn criticism from West. Putin must set record straight.

WNV Cares: Helping Lost Googlers

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Every year, like twenty-ish people fall victim to Google's indifference, and instead of finding the answers they need, find themselves here on WNV, face-to-face with a poop joke. Today, we try to help those poor lost souls.

Pope's Guide to Celebrating The Holidays

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Here we are in another new year after another wildly successful holiday season. Joy and happiness were spread to all mankind, family and friends shared the warmth of the season, and Pope got sick, so now he's pissed off at the world. Join us as we help you create your own successful holiday season in five easy steps.

2014: A Building Year.

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We're back from our holiday hiatus, and we're ready to make 2014 every bit as uncomfortable as we made that last section of 2013!

The busy holiday travel season is upon us, and many of us are flying from various corners of the world to others. Here as always to help prepare you for the harsh realities around you, WNV takes a look at the types of people every flight is bound to encounter.