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Just because the mainstream media is speaking with one voice doesn't mean they can drown out ours. That's right, WNV is taking our boldest stance yet: we should not destroy the Earth.

Our Favorite Quarantine Recipes

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It's a weird time out there! Unlike us, some of you may not have had years of experience living in near-total isolation from the rest of society as a whole, so we've compiled a list of some of our favorite recipes for all kitchen skill levels.

It's been three years since Eric was poking around down there when he discovered the incomprehensibly deep and gaping void, but it still feels like just yesterday.

Antisocial Media

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I don’t fuckin understand social media anymore. I did, once, many years ago. But whatever this new thing is has fundamentally broken my brain.

Post-Climate-Apocalypse Drinking Game

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Well, it's all over. Everything they warned us about ended up happening. The planet is now a dessicated husk, society has collapsed into a wasteland roamed by survivors who will do anything to cling to life. Might as well have some fun!

Guide to 2020 Candidates

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Can you believe it? After a solid start of three full years, there's less than a year to go until the 2020 US election; it's practically right around the corner! We've done the deep research and distilled it all down into an easy to read guide so you don't have to.

Star Trek: the Beginner's Guide

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With no less than three new series currently in the making, Star Trek is back and bigger than ever. Looking to join in on the hype but feeling a little intimidated by over 50 years of plot? Don't worry, we'll get you up to warp speed in no time! ENGAGE!

Dog Diet Tips with Stormy!

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Let's face it. Your boy? He's a little chunky. You successfully bought his love with snacks and loyalty with treats. But now, those little legs are straining to keep a pretty girthy sausage from dragging along the sidewalk. It's time your boy lost some weight.

How to Make A WNV

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Make website. They can't stop you. Your ideas are just as good as everyone else's, so why not make them real? That's what we did, and we're a bunch of unbelievable dumbasses.

Vacation Is Bad, Actually

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Summertime means vacation time, right? Wrong, you dolt! We expose the truth about vacations that we all know, deep down inside: they're bad! Thanks to us you won't waste another minute doing anything dumb like relaxing or enjoying yourself.